Sunday, July 20, 2008

7/20/08

Ok, so I'm sitting here typing and listening to the distant chatter of the TV in the other room as Extreme Makeover: Home Edition plays. So I'm thinking: If for some reason (kanahara [Jewish jinx, don't ask]) I had reason to be on that show, what would I tell them to theme my room? Here's what I've come up with so far:

I have two favorite material things, Broadway (okay, I don't own it, but you get the point) and my books. Seriosuly, if you walk into my room you will see clothes and school supplies and mail and stuff strewn all over the floor. But no books. My books are lined up perfectly in alphabetical order by author's last name on my book shelf. All 182 of them. Except 4. One's on loan to my sister and three are on my bed because I've read them recently. Broadway on the other hand, you can't tell I love it, but it's there. Like my screen saver, that is a Broadway sign advertisment thing. But how would these two passions fit into one room???? Seriously???? Would one side be all Chorus Line and Wicked and the other be Twilight and Harry Potter?

OMABCJRE3 (don't ask) something just clicked!!!!! Wait, it unclicked..... I mean, it makes sense but it doesn't make sense...... I guess it's one of those things that just makes sense to me........ HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! I just thought of something really funny! You peeps probably wouldn't find it funny. It's an inside joke. With myself. Yes, it's true, I'm a big enough geek that I have inside jokes with myself. HA HA, I just thought of this story.......

Ok, that last paragraph probably made NO sense to anyone besides me. But I had a lot of fun writing it. What to say, what to say............

Monkey juice! Hmmmm.........

Inspiration! I just got back from the little chica's room and I got totally absorbed in this fashion magazine while I was in there. I'm sorry if that was TMI (too much information) but it's a lead in to my next topic. So I'm sitting there and I was reading this great tip for how to un-redden a face (milk and water, who knew?) when I get to one of those "It's ok to..." pages. You know, the one's that are supposed to up your self-esteem. One of them was, "It's ok to go into smile and nod mode at the mention of the phrase, 'I had the weirdest dream last night!'" And I'm all, "Oh, crap!" Because I'm that person that always goes, "I had the weirdest dream last night!" But I really do! I mean how many of you have dreams about going to Disneyland and getting lost in the line on Space Mountain and end up taking 20 little kids through a maze and getting blocked off by scary teenagers and when you finally make it out of the maze and get the kids to their parents people start throughing plastic Easter eggs at you? That's what I thought. But I didn't realize the stories annoyed people that much! I'm really sorry if I annoyed you at one point with my dream stories! I mean, I knew they annoyed K dots because she CAN NOT hide it when she's annoyed. It's practically plastered on her face. HA HA (another inside joke with myself).

Ok, I've already missed 15 minutes of Army Wives and I don't want to miss the rest! So I'll update more later, bye!!!!!

1 comment:

RandomNatalie said...

i think i actually had a dream a lot like that once...weird...