Friday, February 29, 2008


Happy Leap Year Day everyone!!!!!!! I love leap years. Because then, all the little babies that were born on February 29th get to celebrate they're birthday on the real day instead of March 1st. How would you feel if you could only celebrate you're birthday once every 4 years????

You're not going to beleive what I found out! You know how The Sound of Music is a true story? Aside from the bursting out in song ofcourse..... Anyway, I found out Captain Von Trapp's full name! Captain Georg Ritter von Trapp. And that is exactly how you spell it. YAY!

I have absolutley nothing to say today. I'm also to lazy for a word of the day. So bye.

Sunday, February 24, 2008


Okay people, I'm really excited so I'm updating quicker then I usually would. I want you all to know that ducksrule71821 guessed correctly! To see her answer read her review. Sars, your prize is a big hug when I see you tomorrow! Aren't you excited? I bet you are! Darn you, Bet on It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And thank you Snickers, for revealing the secret of Captain Von Trapp's first name. His new name is Captain Billy Bob Bill of Brazil Frank Franklin Jones Von Trapp.There's one problem Nicki, the movie didn't come out when we were in 4th grade! What ever let's role with it. I'll try to find his real name later. Now, to explore the mystery of "man hugs."

Did you ever notice that guys have this wierd hug/chest bump/hand shake/pat on the back thing going on? See, I have compiled a step by step guide of how to do 'THE MAN HUG!!!!' *scary music*
1. Grasp hands firmly like you are shaking hands.
2. Using firmly grapsed hand pull into eachother like your doing one of those wierd chest bump things. Make sure to keep holding hands.
3. Pat eachother on the back with hands that are not holding on to eachother.

Yay! No you all know how to do a man hug! This could be an important life skill you know. Someone could come up to you, put a gun to your head and yell, "GIVE ME A MAN HUG OR I'LL SHOOT!!!!!!!!" So basically, I just saved your life. You guys owe me big time. Word of the day time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pleasantly plump (PLEZ-ent-lee PLUMP) adjective; English: Someone who is chubby, but in a way very cute and almost little kid like. Use this word in this content, "You're not fat, you're pleasantly plump!"

I'll blog again later! Bye!

Saturday, February 23, 2008


WARNING: The following contains spoilers from Goodbye Girl, Pride and Prejudice, 27 Dresses, Hannah Montana, The Princess Diaries, Minutmen, the Harry Potter series, The Sound of Music and Hairspray. Enjoy!

Guess what everyone? I know who yomama is!!!!!!!!!! But he/she told me not to tell any of you. So you have to guess!!!!! The first reviewer who guesses right gets a special prize.

OK, I was watching this old movie last night called Goodbye Girl. It was made in 1977 and my mom is all, "Omigosh I LOVE this movie!" So I'm thinking kay, I'll watch it. Then my mom fell asleep while were watching but I stayed up and finished watching. It was one of the most predictable movies I've ever seen!!!!!!! It did the whole Elizabeth Bennet/Mr. Darcy thing. If you don't know what I'm talking about, clearly you haven't read/seen the movie version of Pride and Prejudice. Basically, they hate eachother in the beginning and then in the end they fall in love. And I'd just like to know why that is such a popular way for people to fall in love and movies and books, for it is highly unlikely. It happened in 27 Dresses too. I really liked that movie by the way. And Hannah Montana with Miley and Jake. They should totally get back together. Jake is ugly, but Miley makes him cute.

The other really common way people fall in love in movies is they realize that their best guy friend is right for them. Sometime's in these movies the girl liked him all along but the guy never realized. The other way this happens is the guy liked the girl all along but the girl was head over heels for some popular guy. Then girl gets a chance to date popular guy and realizes how wrong he is for her. This happens in The Princess Diaries. I absolutley LOVE those books. And the movie even though it's totally different. This also happens in Minutemen. By the way, that movie is really funny. I thought it would be stupid, but it wasn't that bad. And the Stephanie isn't evil. She is a blonde cheer leader though. Ew.

Also, there are the totally random "didn't see that coming" romances. Like Harry and Ginny. I never excpected them to end up together. But now that I realize it, the signs were there all along. Ginny had a huge crush on him when they were younger. J.K. Rowling makes us think she's given up, but no! She's loved him all along and only dated other guys to distract herself. Then they grow up, start dating, break up, kill Lord Voldy, get married, and have two mini Harrys and a mini Ginny. (Albus, James, and Lily) Yet Ron and Hermione's relationship is almost a perfect example of friends, but more! Actually, they are a combination of both. Because if you remember correctly, you will see that Ron hated Hermione until he and Harry saved her from the troll. After that there were little spurts of romance through out the series, and then in the 7th it becomes absolutley obvious they were meant for eachother. And then they grow up, kill Voldy, (fall in love a little bit before), get married, and have a mini Ron and a mini Hermione. (Rose and Hugo, you'd think Hermione would have better taste in names. Rose, okay, but Hugo? Come on! Did you know J.K. Rowling named Hermione after a character in A Winter's Tale, which is a Shakespeare play in case you didn't know. I bet you didn't. Oh darn, now I have Bet on It stuck in my head! Why do I get things stuck in my head so easily? *bangs head against wall in uber frustration*) This alos happens in The Sound of Music. Seriously Maria and Captain Von Trapp? Isn't she a little bit young for him. Wait, does the Captain have a first name? OMG, no one knows his first name! Someone review with his first name please! But really, a governess (nanny) falling in love with the father of the kids she nannies. The SEVEN kids. Wow.

A rare kind of love in movies and plays is the one were everything turns out the way the lead wants it. Like in Hairspray. Her falling in love with Link is so predictable it's not predictable.

That's all I have for today! Oh wait, word of the day time! Thank you, Sars, for the word.

suicidal emo llama fish (soo-i-SI-dul EE-mo la-MA fish) noun; English: This is a species of fish that has a very long neck so that it almost resembles a llama. The fish is all black and lurks in the depths of the sea. Eventually, these fish commit suicide by banging they're necks (because they have o wrists) against a sharp, razor-like rock. You can use this word by saying, "You're so emo, you could be a suicidal emo llama fish!!!"

OKay guys, I'm probably boring you all, so I'll stop. Next time I blog, we'll explore the secrets of man hugs. OOOO, scary.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008


OK, peeps. I need to chat with you all about reviewing. My only faithful reviewer at the moment is Snickers (go Snickers, I heart you!). But my friend, ducksrule71821, has also reviewed. I love ya Sars! (sever acute respiratory syndrome) (long story, don't ask). And now, some one who goes by the name yo mamma has reviewed. Who is the mysterious yo mamma? Please admit who you are or I'll have to come looking for you!!!!!!!

Now to answer some of my reviewers questions:
Sars, I voted for Obama in the primaries because I like him a tad bit more then Hillary. I voted for McCain in the end. So ha!

Snickers, we can't discuss you know what here! It's the world wide web! Who knows who can be reading......... *shifty eyes, evil glare at all people the shifty eye falls upon, beware of the shifty eye!!!!!!!!!!!!!* I need to ask ET to draw shifty eye for me..... (don't ask who ET is, another friend who is a good artist) And I will ask Juliette if you want me to. I just want you to know that Miley Cyrus is one of the most grounded celebrities. She has a spending money limit per moth ($300, I know that's a lot, but compared to other celebs, it's not). She gets her cell phone taken away when she goes over her minutes or texting limit, and she has a curfew. She also gets grounded. And in an interview with her and her dad, her dad said, "When are we going to stop?" (i.e. he was talking about being in show biz) and Miley said, "When it stops being fun." Her parents don't push her into this. They aren't like Lindsay Lohan's parents where she was forced.

I don't have much to say right now. Besides the fact that I'm REALLY hyper and have a catrillion songs stuck in my head. Oh yeah, I remember now! I decided my blog is going to have a word of the day form now on. Today's word of the day is meatsickles:
meatsickles (meet-SI-kuls) noun (English): A frozne piece of meat. Can also be used as a phrase of dissapointmet or frustration. For example, when u loose a puzzle piece, you can yell, "Oh meatsickles!" That's all for now!

Thursday, February 14, 2008


I don't like Valentine's Day anymore. All it does is remind all us unpopular, hormonal, girls that we are unloved and everyone thinks we're lesbian because we hug our friends. And the candy tastes good, but it makes us fat then more pissed off and hormonal. I mean seriously, I don't care that I'm single, honestly. But I wouldn't care if I wasn't single either. it's hard to explain. If any of you have gone through/are going through puberty, you'd get it. But none of you have gone through what I'm going through! *bursts into uncontrollable tears of utter sadness* Just kidding, I'm not THAT depressed. I just am a little upset because I have a runny nose, stomach ache, head ache, soar throat, and soon I'll be fat from too much candy. And I know I'm not unloved because my family and friends love me sooooooo much and some where out there, there is a guy, who though he does not know it yet (and I don't know it yet either) will love me with all his heart eventually. *collective awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww* So, that was my cheesy Valentine's Day rant. No leave me to my misery/happiness. TTYL! Speaking of TTYL, I'm meeting Lauren Myracele on March 5th! WOOT!!!!!!

Tuesday, February 5, 2008


I am in a bad mood today and will give you three reasons why:

1. I've been having bad lucks with field trips this year. We've gone on 4 and 2 have made me cry. 1 made me almost cry. The one that made me almost cry was today. We went on a tour of UCLA, and my water bottle spilled over everything in my purse. Everything. Except for my cell phone, iPod, and keys which were convienently located in my front pockets and didn't touch the water.

2. Presidential elections. I hate how all the kids at school are all, "Vote Obama fo yo momma!" every where they go! Pretty much all of them don't know anything about what each candidate brings to our country, the war, taxes, health care, or anything else! They just listen to their parents opinions (which are usually biased) and then make sure everyone knows that their parents opinions are right. It's stupid!

3. Hormones. Whoever invented them just wants to torture girls. I hate how hormone crazy girls see a guy, think, 'He's cute!' then fall madly in love with him. There's more to a person then cuteness people!!!!!!! You need to take into consideration everything!!! And you shouldn't date someone unless you feel you can maintain a serious relationship with this person, and I don't think anyone can maintain a serious relationship based on cuteness factor.

Thanks fotr listening to me rant! Hopefully I'll be in a better mood later.

Monday, February 4, 2008


I was right, I am a serf. We did a demonstration in social studies, and I was a serf. Woot.

You know what is so annoying? You won't get this unless you've seen West Side Story (which is a very good movie/play, so you should see it). There is a song called "I Feel Pretty." The first verse is:
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay!
And I absolutley hate how everyone laughs when she says gay!! Doesn't anyone of this generation realize that gay does not necessarily mean homosexual, but could mean happy? And if any one who does laugh was smart, they would realize she was singing a song about being in love. With a guy. Named Tony. SO HA!

That's all folks! (channeling my inner Porky Pig) Didn't the guy who played Porky die? I'll look it up.

Sunday, February 3, 2008


I am bored. I am procrastinating. Procrastinating is fun. I don't know why more people don't try it. Stress to the extreme. It's like an adreniline rush.

Seriously, I need to know why middle school teachers are sooooooo uber obsessed with projects. Do they have anything else to do with their lives?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Well, I do most of my projects in one day, but what about the people who don't procrastinate and actually do a little everyday? I feel tremendously bad for them. They waste their time. Procrastinators unite!!!!!

In social studies, were learning about feudal empires and stuff. And you know what? Middle school is a feudal empire in it's on way. The principal is the king/emperor. The teachers are the lords/samurais who do the kings bidding. And then the students are vassals/serfs. We just come with the pay check. But then, within the students there are mini empires with complex levels of cliques and stuff. I'm a nerd/geek, so I guess that makes me a serf. Man middle school sucks. Any of you geeks like me, read The Queen Geek Social Club by Laura Preble. It's hilarious!

So, bye! GO GIANTS!!!!!!!!!! Even though I hate football......

OMABCJRE3 (don't ask) I love you Snickers!!!!!! Okay, for all you readers, Snickers is my best friend (it's not her real name, don't worry) and my only reviewer! And how do you know celebrities are mean? And how do you know theyre all spoiled? Everyone is all "Mel Mel [another one of my best friends, who is totally against this blog] is the only exception," and I'm all "How do you know, the only other one you've met is Juliette [girl atr school] and just because she is nothing like Mel it doesn't mean none of them are like Mel. 'Cause Mel told ME that AnnaSophia is like the nicest person she's ever met. And I can ask Juliette if Miley is nice! So ha!" If you aren't my friend, don't ask. It's a long story.